From my mother's little red book, where she kept addresses, poems, and quotes that she fancied. I have no idea where she got this, as she made no distinction between things she had written and those written by someone else. Ode to Dogs
"Dogs are welcome in this hotel. We never had a dog that smoked in bed, set a fire to the blankets, stole our towels, played the TV too loud, or had a noisy fight with his traveling companion. We never had a dog that got drunk and broke up the furniture. So if your dog can vouch for you, you are welcome, too."
